97. Paljon viisautta kerralla

Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass; it’s about going out there and dancing in the rain.”

”I can’t wait until the day when I hear a happy love song on the radio and don’t want to smash the thing.”

”You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff…I laugh harder.”

”Have you lost your mind, getting married at twenty?” ”Hell yeah, bring in the ambulance and get me institutionalized!” – Five seas

”The boundary between the genius and the idiot is a slim one” -The Archon

”If your going through hell, keep going.” – Winston Churchill.

”A philosopher once asked, ’Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?’ Pointless, really…’Do the stars gaze back?’ Now that’s a question.” Stardust.

”Best friends are aware of how stupid you are, but still choose to be seen in public with you.” Unknown

”I’m not afraid of Death. What’s he going to do, kill me?” Unknown

”Heaven doesn’t want me there and Hell knows I’ll take over.” Unknown

”STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body’s desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.” Unknown

”Speaking in front of a crowd is the number one fear for an average person. Number two is death. That means if you have to be at a funeral, you’d rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.” Unknown

”When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep… not screaming, like the passengers in his car!” Unknown

”Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.” Unknown

”There’s nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It’s just weird when you lose.” Unknown

”Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.” Unknown

”Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.” Unknown

”Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I’ve lost it…” Unknown

”Isn’t it funny that the word ’politics’ is made up of the words ’poli’ meaning ’many’ and ’tics’ as in ’bloodsucking creatures’?” Unknown

”Evening news is where they say, ”Good Evening” then proceed to tell you why it’s not.” Unknown

”Whoever said ”Nothing’s impossible” never tried slamming a revolving door.” Unknown

”You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!” Unknown

”The more you love someone, the more you want them dead.” Unknown

”I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.” Unknown

”One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.” Unknown

”Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!” Unknown

”You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it” Unknown

”Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS” Unknown

”If the world didn’t suck we’d all fall off.” Unknown

”I love you is 8 letters, so is bullshit.” Unknown

”MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause… godamnit… all of our problems start with MEN!” Unknown

”My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway” Unknown

”A day without sunshine is like… night.” Unknown

”An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.” Unknown

”An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit” Unknown

”My mind works like lightning…one brilliant flash and it’s gone.” Unknown

”If at first you don’t succeed…go back and reload the gun” Unknown

”Some people are only alive because it’s illegal to kill them” Unknown

”Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat” Unknown

”There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives” Unknown